I am a dirty, middle-aged man who loves porn, getting blown, anal sex, tantric and erotic massage, making my wife squirt like a fountain, and hours of drunken sex on a regular basis. I am strictly heterosexual, but also unbiased and not so prude that I don't enjoy the male form, so compliments and comments are always appreciated and enjoyed in the spirit they are intended. I am also monogamous, although my wife is open to a threesome once the world returns to normal.