Aged about 18, I met a guy who was like 20 years older than I was. I've been so hopeless with girls so I thought I might be gay. Exactly then, I met this guy in a club that was totally nice and we went to his place. This became a secret affair for years. And when I learned one thing, it's always get naked. Fully naked. Embrace the whole thing with every bit of your body. So there would be no way in hell, I'd ever wear auch stupid socks.