She’s HOT and just happens to be a MILFY!
Women experience their strongest sex drives between the ages of 30 and 40--the SLUTTY MILFY years! Some women within this age bracket have admitted having INSATIABLE SEXUAL URGES to such a degree that they’d ZESTFULLY HUMP A FIRE HYDRANT if they knew they wouldn’t get caught.
So, while you fellas are out there chasing YOUNG TAILS, you might want to reconsider going for the low-hanging fruit and pick 30s through 40s women from the branches of SEXUAL HEAT, aka, the MILFY JUICY TREES, which are easily found at your local grocery store in the produce department--especially in the cucumber section.
If you spot a MILFY holding an ENORMOUS CUCUMBER--yeah, she's the one. She’s good to go!
Guys, don't go to the club, go to the grocery store and get yourself a MILFY!
They're simply DELICIOUS, and perhaps even “toss your salad” using the same ENORMOUS CUCUMBER she was admiring at the store. 🙋☝😮😳👌